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I Got a Son of a Bitch
04:13
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I got a son of a bitch I got a son of a bitch for you
I got a son of a bitch I got a son of a bitch for you
Everywhere's the same to me everywhere I go
You've got people drinking coffee you've got people moving slow
Everywhere's the same to me all across the land
Some people like it spicy some people like it bland
You've got yuppies over here and rednecks over there
You heard that place is rough well I don't fucking care
Music soothes the savage beast and takes you lots of places
Squashing any beefs while rocking all the faces
To the people in the back and the people on the side
I rock enough for Jeckyl and I rock enough for Hyde
If it's not your cup of tea well I'm not for everyone
And just like Cindy Lauper I only want to have fun
I'm here to have a party and I'm here to get it on
If you miss it that's your problem cuz I'm here and then I'm gone
You might hear about it later and you might not give a shit
It doesn't matter much to me you know I'll never quit
I got a son of a bitch I got a son of a bitch for you
I got a son of a bitch I got a son of a bitch for you
Your little local scene well it's all the same to me
I will rock out in a puddle I will rock out in the sea
Other people pull together to put on a good show
Then they wonder why they do it because no one ever goes
You think I"m disappointed so you make up an excuse
Why no one's showing up and no one's getting loose
Things have gone downhill you should have seen it in the day
Well I don't give a shit I'm gonna rock out either way
If it's just the other bands or a big gigantic crowd
I'm gonna play it fast I'm gonna play it loud
I'm gonna play it hard I'm gonna play it right
I'm gonna rock the house every single fucking night
I got a son of a bitch I got a son of a bitch for you
I got a son of a bitch I got a son of a bitch for you
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I Can't Relate
03:25
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One and one and one is three
I can't relate
Not rocking the house in front of me
I can't relate
Not being the dopest dude around
I can't relate
Not knowing how to party down
I can't relate
One and one and one is three
I can't relate
Not rocking the house in front of me
I can't relate
Not being the flyest guy around
I can't relate
Not knowing how to rock this town
I can't relate
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Chocolate Armageddon
03:33
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I showed up the job it was a Sunday morning
It quickly turned to madness without any warning
The baker man asked would you like a brownie
I grabbed that shit and ate it like my name was Downey
I had six hours to go I started feeling the effects and I guess it showed
I felt like I was tripping and I couldn't believe
That there was nowhere I could go to get a reprieve
I tried to focus on my work but it didn't help
Dirty dishes started stacking up to the shelf
Everyone was laughing cuz the knew the deal
I went out on the floor that's when shit got real
Face to face with the public I was scared as hell
I was on a flying saucer it was easy to tell
It was Sunday afternoon I didn't see my boss
You could have blindfolded me with some dental floss
I went to make a move but I was stuck in time
I couldn't ask for help without dropping the dime
I made a baby step toward to the deli case
The special of the day was a baby's face
Served up fresh with a nice Chianti
The stereo was pumping out Michael Franti
I lost my mind and there was no doubt
Maybe you know just what I'm talking about
Psychological trauma that was self induced
I had to find myself I had to ask for a truce
Floating through the air and I'm looking around
I finally saw my body I was coming down
That's when it hit me I was still alive
Another twenty minutes and it meant I survived
I could clock out for the day and finally drop my guard
Work would never be that hard again
Chocolate Armageddon
Why do you taste so good
Chocolate Armageddon
You are much more than food
Chocolate Armageddon
You know you taste so fine
Chocolate Armageddon
You are the end of time so lick it up
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Everything To Everyone
04:24
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Not everyone's gonna like you
Not everyone will get you
Not everyone's gonna love all the things that you say and do
Not everyone's gonna like you
Not everyone will get you
Not everyone's gonna love all the things that you say and do
Not everyone is gonna be sympathetic
To all the problems you go through in life
Not everyone will give a shit
If you got cut with a knife because you were so sad as a little girl
When you were a little boy
You can't be everything to everyone
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A.D.D.
03:24
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Come on motherfucker come on motherfucker
Come on motherfucker come on
You got A.D.D. and you don't know what to do
You got a head full of ideas but you cannot see them through
There's a million point of light try to catch them all
When you finally get a grip it's because you're hitting the wall
A jack of all trades but a master of none
You never learned to walk before you could run
Basic concepts come with no trouble
But learning the material starts bursting the bubble
It all makes sense peripherally speaking
When you gotta focus then your brain starts tweaking
Getting through a page without taking a nap
Is like unprotected sex without getting the clap
If you don't like your thoughts well stick around
If you don't like your thoughts well stick around
If you don't like your thoughts well stick around
There's a loose association and you like the sound
You got a million choices you can only have one
Make the wrong move and you miss the fun
You can't make decisions and you're going nowhere
Looking for somebody with advice to share
Your life is on hold and you're stuck at a stop light
Too much information and the strain is not right
Everything is fuzzy inside your brain
And knowing that tomorrow brings more of the same
Only leads to desperate thinking while you sit there only blinking
Your life's not an action feature you are not a productive creature
Self doubt and loathing crushes you but tell me what the fuck do you want me to do come on
Come on motherfucker come on motherfucker
Come on motherfucker come on
We got A.D.D.
I'm talking every motherfucker in the bar and me
We got A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D.
We got A.D.D.
I'm talking every motherfucker in the hood and me
We got A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D
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Return of the Spicy One
04:19
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Spicy One now you know my name
Get with me once and you'll never be the same
Spicy One now you got my number
Girl I wanna party but I don't want to slumber
Spicy One keeping you up at night
Doing it again just to show I got it right
Cuz I'm the spicy one
The spicy one
The motherfucking spicy one
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Who's The Boss?
03:03
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Don't confuse this show with Charles in Charge
My man Tony he's living large
Cooling out living in Connecticut he took a job working for an ad exec
Angeler hired him to clean the crib
She's the boss but it's all a fib
Sparks are flying when Tony's near
They could hook up because the coast is clear
Tony can whip up a fresh cream sauce
But what we wanna know is who's the boss?
Samanta had a hell of an arm and a good dose of Micelli charm
When Angeler bought her a training bra
Tony flipped out it was the last straw
He told Samanta to take it back
Angeler said Tony cut some slack
Then they both put Tony to the test
Samanta came home with a brand new dress
Tony flipped out he couldn't take the loss
But what we wanna know is who's the boss
Who's the boss? Deez nuts
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8. |
1st Number 2 (Live)
03:32
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Girl I wanna hit that booty first I gotta take a dookie
Oh oh oh oh oh
Girl you know I got the juice but first I gotta drop a deuce
Oh oh oh oh oh
Girl you know I'll rock your world but I can't work with chocolate swirl
Oh oh oh oh oh
You know I wanna be next to you but first I gotta take a poo
Oh oh oh oh oh
Girl I'll rock that booty all night long
That is what I'm saying with this song
Girl I'll rock your eyeballs out your mind
But first I gotta clear out my behind
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9. |
Gimme Pizza (Live)
05:04
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